Noobs Are Coming (PC) key

Experience the ultimate arena roguelike where YOU are the final boss, inspired by hits like Brotato and The Binding of Isaac. Choose your Dungeon Boss from an extensive, unique lineup and dive into quick, addictive runs under 30 minutes. Customize your strategy using a plethora of innovative mechanics: equip boss attack patterns, summon minions, swing physics-based chain spikeballs, and even play soccer with your minions or co-op partners. Arm yourself with guns, grow plant minions with a watering can, and transform foes into sheep or golden statues—or both! Mine ore, deploy turrets, and explore endless possibilities.

Engage in wild theorycrafting and emergent gameplay to uncover unique synergies. Break the game by pushing your stats to absurd levels, causing the screen to erupt in chaos. Use the Cheater Item to stack unique items multiple times. Play as diverse bosses like a Giant Worm, Spider Queen, or Seductive Succubus.

Survive wave-based carnage against relentless Noobs, unlock tons of content and challenges, and collect souls to level up and purchase powerful upgrades. Enjoy a cute and badass art style, a banger OST, and meta humor in a parody RPG universe. Play solo or with up to four players in local co-op or via Steam Remote Play Together. Prove who's the real boss as the Noobs come for you!